Your anxiety is a product. Your loneliness is a feature. Your masculinity is a corporate-owned simulation. This book is a declaration of war on the algorithms, gurus, and oligarchs who engineered this prison. Moving beyond critique, it provides a tactical blueprint for ontological insurrection: crash their systems with nonsense, poison your data-double, and vanish. The goal is not a new identity, but the glorious, unscripted void that remains when the old one is finally, consciously, burned to the ground.